Our Best Jokes

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Boom, boom!


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”


Q What’s a frog’s favourite drink?

A Croca Cola!


Q Why did the turkey cross the road?

A Because it was the chicken’s day off!


Q What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A No idea!

Q What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

A Still no idea!!


Q Where do fish keep their money?

A In the river bank!


Did you hear the one about the man who went to a fancy dress party with a woman on his back?

When someone asked him what he was dressed as, he said ‘I’m a tortoise – this is Michelle’.