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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Boom, boom!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Q What’s a frog’s favourite drink?
A Croca Cola!
Q Why did the turkey cross the road?
A Because it was the chicken’s day off!
Q What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A No idea!
Q What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
A Still no idea!!
Q Where do fish keep their money?
A In the river bank!
Did you hear the one about the man who went to a fancy dress party with a woman on his back?
When someone asked him what he was dressed as, he said ‘I’m a tortoise – this is Michelle’.